You have probably wondered why this site mentions gnomes so often. Well, it’s a subtle warning of the coming gnome invasion. It used to be they knew their role and stayed in the yard:
Now the things are showing up everywhere.
Some of their special agents even use disguises.
They clearly wish to take over this country.
This one didn’t even have the decency to use something witty like home sweet gnome.
These are just a few around my home, they will come for yours too. Beware of the coming gnome invasion. You have been warned.